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The Singapore Armed Forces (abbreviated: SAF) is the most powerful military organization in the world because it has never lost a single war ^[3]. The SAF relies largely on conscripted soldiers and comprises three branches: the Branch That Blows Up Things On Land, the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Air, and the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Sea. The number of active personnel in the SAF is estimated at 60,000,000,000, the most important of which being over 10,000 malingering chao keng kia PES E soldiers who ensure that Generals get their coffee on time and piping hot. It is further estimated that another 100,000 or so soldiers are actually full-time ‘Winning Eleven’ Professionals – with evidence of numerous competitions held within the various divisions (3rd, 6th, 9th).

and that is simply just an extract…. check out the original FULL article…

kudos to mark who pass this article along. cheers!

kudos to the original chap who post this up. hope you don’t get called by the IS dept.

disclaimer: i’ll remove this post if someone finds this uncomfortable =)

going to school…. having darn project meetings before a late night lectures which some chaps skipped in favor of the day.

its a terrble day to spent in waiting for peers to come in front of the library. first of all, the walkway’s blocked with chopsticks. secondly, there’s flowers every where. meaning there’s lots of pollen flying around. one wonders if, if the pollens might cause an attack on the asmathic chaps… phew… non happened.

on another hand, its friendship, where everyone deserved to have a sweet flower in their hands =). kudos to pokemon for e daisies =) [anyway, the mosquitos are coming… because of them… LOL –> they wan a vday too lol)

and his highness hopes the rest of the table who has a daisy in hand, do not attract the bugs too =)

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considering it was friendship day, his highness accepted wc’s idea of a bachelor gathering. afterall, it’s prob his 1st time becomng alone after all these years. oh well… but it was a fun day. crapping, movie-ing.

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and the below pic is something shamelessly stolen from pokemon’s aka butterprawn site =)

sad, but true! then again, as she said, not everyone’s vday is good

CLICK on it to expand the pic.. =)

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regret of the day: not glimpsing when we hope and want. rather, glimpsing it the day before. and stunned stupid by =)

just for laughs…

Roses are red
Bluebirds are blue
If you don’t pak tor with me
I will hoot you

If you need a friend
I’ll be damn staunch
So come with me lah
To the KTV launge

The day we met, at Tekka market
I knew with just one look,
You’d gimme a son, but now that’s done
Just shaddup and stay home and cook!

You are damn jude
You are tok kong
You be my steady
I no need Patpong

I tattooed your name
Across my knee
But I fail prembry eight
So I spell wrongly

I damn steam you
But I boh pian
Because you’re my
Tua Tao’s gur’fren

If you dun lurve me
I will be damn bang
So lurve me lah!
Or I call all my gang

Oi, why you sit there
And look so sian?
Why not come here
And be my Ah Lian?

- from the good folks aka Edwin Dumboo @ talkingcock.com

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happy saints valentine day to all and happy friendship day to all!

and when ys’s dad remembered his name (his mom did too) at the airport when the boys were kicking ys off to uk, he was genuine flattered. afterall, it’s been 12 years since he last spoke to him. hmmm…

its a rare thing for parents to actually remembered name of the friends of their kid =)

IMPRESSED =D

well… quite a few parents do know his royal highness’s name. in a good way of course =)

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and boy, ys’s younger bro – yy – by many years look damm macho… no more than noisy kid who runs around too much… =D

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to all the nice people who remember names, people and faces =) kudos to you.

to all those who don’t… start getting a camera and a marker!

his highness has an incredible imagination. such power is uncanny and unrivaled so far. imagine if it has the ability to manifest in the real world.

how terrible, how scary it would be. rather, how sweet it would be.

hmmm….

knowing a little too much, seeing a little much, learning a little too much of facts and stuffs is bad for the mind. especially if some information comes in bits and pieces (this sounds just like jewellery… lol), its power is frightening…

then again, maybe his highness been reading too many fantasy books on mages, magic, elves and such.

unparalleled =X

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