neighbour did something really interesting today…

really interesting…

she set her house on fire…. wor… making dumplings…

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it's dumpling day, where chinese celebrate the death of some guy call Qu Yuan. legends say that he jump into some nile river, and the peasants of that time, figured that if they throw in some dumplings into the nile, the fish will not goggle Qu Yuan up.

lame…

1st: the idea of dumplings seems good. okay, with alternatives, maybe Qu Yuan won't be eaten. BUT, they throw it in once a year… so for e rest of the year, poor Qu Yuan gets eaten up twice and over…

2nd: dumplings dun really taste tt nice. maybe human flesh taste better

3rd: y are they even celebrating it? some1's dead. for wat ever "i dun care y reason"

4th: they could have haul his remains up, before the fish feast even starts kicking in.

5th: and yeah….. river fishes are not carnoviores…. at least not in e region tt Qu Yuan died.

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so…. moral of the story of the fire at neighbours'.

thou shall not dumplings day

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