and this is how you piss someone off…

or perhaps, this is how you start your everlasting journey to be the evil spiderman =)

THe unspoken language of EVIL lingo franca

Here some samples…

The Thousand Yard Stare


The Stand

The Fast Walk
Nothing says “urgency” like The Fast Walk.  Incorporate The Fast Walk into your daily routine and watch people stay away from you.  Turn it on as soon as you park the car at the office.  The Fast Walk says you’re busy.  Combined with crossed arms, it says you’re really, really angry.  Unless you’re walking in the direction of the restroom–use your own imagination to understand the unspoken message here.