something nice from the mail…

xxx

>The Good Husband…
>
>Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s
>Christmas
>Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like
>alcohol at all.
>
>He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he
>was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
>
>Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
>is
>a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
>next
>to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front
>of him, all clean and pressed.
>
>He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
>spotlessly
>clean. So is the rest of the house.
>
>He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
>back
>at him in the bathroom mirror.
>
>Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
>red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
>
>”Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
>make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love,
>Jillian”
>
>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
>steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
>table, eating.
>
>Jack asks, “Son…what happened last night?”
>
>”Well, you came home after 3 A.M ., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
>over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
>and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
>
>Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order
>and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
>me??”
>
>His son replies, “Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
>she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
>
>”Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
>
>Broken Coffee Table $239.99
>Hot Breakfast $4.20
>Two Aspirins $1.38
>Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!

xxx

been a long time since such stuff came in. or rather, it’s a long time since there’s e mood to put on something nice or funny…

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