Man: What to have for dinner, sweetheart?
Man: Why not we have steamboat?
Woman: Do’wan lah, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face, you know?
Man: All right, why not we have SiChuan cuisine? Good idea leh?
Woman: Yesterday ate SiChuan, today eat again? You damn su koo…
Man: Hmm…then I suggest we have seafood, can or not?
Woman: Seafood no good lah, later I got diarrhoea how?
Man: Then what you suggest, sweetheart?
Man: So what should we do now, my dear?
Man: How about watching movie? Long time we didn’t watch movie areddy.
Woman: Watching movie no good lah, waste time and waste money also.
Man: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Woman: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Man: Then find a café and have drink?
Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep. Tomorrow all day sian-sian how?
Man: Then what you suggest, my dear?
Woman: Anything .
3. You Decide
Man: Then we just go home lor.
Woman: You decide.
Man: Let take bus, I will accompany you.
Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Very pek chek, do’wan lah…
Man: Ok we go take taxi?
Woman: Not worth it leh…for such a short distance from here back home. You got a lot money ha? Got brain or not, sotong?
Man: All right, then we walk lor. Take a slow walk. Also not bad orh?
Woman: What to walk with empty stomach, wah lau!
Man: Then what you suggest?
Woman: You decide…
Man: Let’s have dinner first?
Man: Eat what?
Man: (#$%@&*!…) (Look around…. No one here, gonna kill her…. Damn beh tahan…!!!)
shameless leeched from another fellow libra, aka yidi = yisi = rabbit etc…