1. Whatever

Man: What to have for dinner, sweetheart?

Woman: Whatever…

Man: Why not we have steamboat?

Woman: Do’wan lah, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face, you know?

Man: All right, why not we have SiChuan cuisine? Good idea leh?

Woman: Yesterday ate SiChuan, today eat again? You damn su koo…

Man: Hmm…then I suggest we have seafood, can or not?

Woman: Seafood no good lah, later I got diarrhoea how?

Man: Then what you suggest, sweetheart?

Woman: Whatever…

2. Anything

Man: So what should we do now, my dear?

Woman: Anything.

Man: How about watching movie? Long time we didn’t watch movie areddy.

Woman: Watching movie no good lah, waste time and waste money also.

Man: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

Woman: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?

Man: Then find a café and have drink?

Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep. Tomorrow all day sian-sian how?

Man: Then what you suggest, my dear?

Woman: Anything .

3. You Decide

Man: Then we just go home lor.

Woman: You decide.

Man: Let take bus, I will accompany you.

Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Very pek chek, do’wan lah…

Man: Ok we go take taxi?

Woman: Not worth it leh…for such a short distance from here back home. You got a lot money ha? Got brain or not, sotong?

Man: All right, then we walk lor. Take a slow walk. Also not bad orh?

Woman: What to walk with empty stomach, wah lau!

Man: Then what you suggest?

Woman: You decide…

Man: Let’s have dinner first?

Woman: Whatever…

Man: Eat what?

Woman: Anything…

Man: (#$%@&*!…) (Look around…. No one here, gonna kill her…. Damn beh tahan…!!!)


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