Politics, Twisted [政治偏论]


The Singapore Armed Forces (abbreviated: SAF) is the most powerful military organization in the world because it has never lost a single war [3]. The SAF relies largely on conscripted soldiers and comprises three branches: the Branch That Blows Up Things On Land, the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Air, and the Branch That Blows Up Things In The Sea. The number of active personnel in the SAF is estimated at 60,000,000,000, the most important of which being over 10,000 malingering chao keng kia PES E soldiers who ensure that Generals get their coffee on time and piping hot. It is further estimated that another 100,000 or so soldiers are actually full-time ‘Winning Eleven’ Professionals – with evidence of numerous competitions held within the various divisions (3rd, 6th, 9th).

and that is simply just an extract…. check out the original FULL article

kudos to mark who pass this article along. cheers!

kudos to the original chap who post this up. hope you don’t get called by the IS dept.

disclaimer: i’ll remove this post if someone finds this uncomfortable =)

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it is nice to know that this blog is now PG rated, instead from being R-rated from a previous check…

It was obvious to Pellar that Cristov was looking for a friend, a surrogate older brother, someone to train him in what was right and how to live in the world. Pellar was amazed that the boy had already decided that Tarik was no such guide, had decided to abandon him for some other mentor. He understood Cristov; a wave of sympathy and regret swept over him…

How many children on Pern, he wondered, were like Cristov — trying to do their best without example?

Anne McCaffrey & Todd McCaffrey, Dragon’s Fire

living a life without example is probably the saddest thing ever. then again, countless have done it and outdid their poor example models…

for if he hates u. he remembers for life. vengeful? perhaps…

went for a ‘talk’ after school with lovely people. the talk was ended by adam khoo. he’s as charmastic as before, just 4 years ago. appearance-wise, still the same. meet him in 1 of the MLM talks. then again, one who is good, has the right to brag and be forceful. that’s the way of life. admire him

despite his inspiration talks. i dun like his coy the least bit. it has sometime to do with his team of speakers. you see, one of his speakers left a humanitarians bad impression on me. he’s a PIG HAND. i believe 咸猪手 is the correct chinese/mandarian expression for it.

that’s around eons ago. friend of mine took some course in adam’s coy. speaker 咸猪手 was the ‘teacher’ for my friend. 咸猪手 was extremely friendly to my friend. offering to drive her TO and FRO to the venue. offering to drive her to WORK. it freak her out. at the time, we were all young. prob around 16-18? and not too knowledgable in fending off 咸猪手 advances.

friend asked me to actually accompany her when 咸猪手 offered to drive her to her part time work. many a times, 咸猪手 tried to lay his fility hands on my friend’s thighs during the ride in the damm car.

now.. with such an impression…. and bad association, it’s not suprising i dun really like adam’s coy.

咸猪手 stinks.

xxx

but’s adam khoo’s talks kick ass. got for his talks. just pray u dun get speaker 咸猪手. anyway… 咸猪手’s a old man. with graying hair. beware

xxx

someone taught meto ride in 1st person lingua. it actually helps to calm my nerves down for a bit. seems to work. thought i hate using the word ‘i’ ‘i’ ‘i’ all the while. next post onwards… should he write in 1st or 3rd person?

you decide.

… and the other thing is, if you’re honest with yourself, then you don’t lie to yourself, and you don’t try to tell yourself you can do something that’s stupid. lying to youself’ll kill you, if it doesn’t ruit you first

– l.e modestit, jr – the towers of the sunset

just how many people understand this logic?

few

well, the portion below represents views from a chain mails… taken from wes’s blog (this is probably the only time where the ‘ comes before the letter ‘s’), who in turn got it from his friend who, well, got it from some chain mail

so this meant, his royal highness didn’t write the post…

then again, it seem quite logical in a sense, portraying neither the truth nor the lies.

but there one thing for sure… the chain mail creator’s likely to be male…

theres two reasons.
a. the tribute to guys is damm long
b. the tribute to girls seem oddly short in comparion

and he’s oppressed…

xxx

Ode to the Nice Guys

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say ( I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

Ode to the Nice Girls

This is a tribute to the nice girls. These are the girls who are safe. The girls whom guys who have girlfriends are allowed to hang out with because they’re not viewed as a threat. These are the girls who dress respectably . . . they don’t go and get “skank clothes” and parade themselves around, catching the attention of every drooling, testosterone-filled boy on earth. These are the girls who are okay with going to chick-fil-a on a date, hanging out, watching a movie, playing a game, or doing some other low-cost, high-fun form of entertainment. Because after all, it’s really about the quality time that they spend with the guy and not the amount of money that is flowing from his pockets in order to please her every whim and desire (or so he thinks) during the date.

This is in honor of the girls who take the time to ask their guy friends “how’s life?” and to listen carefully when the answer is given. The girls who go out of their way to make cookies or cheer up male friends in distress. Yeah, we know “men are from Mars” and “women are from Venus,” but a simple “thank you” is pretty darn universal.

This goes out to the girls who must sit complacently while their guy friends discuss the “hotness” of the girl at the next table over. They watch as these guys date or lust over each and every self-centered, trashy, insecure, flirtatious, and flighty girl they come into contact with.

When asked, most guys say they would like to date a nice girl. However, when faced with such an opportunity, they claim that “I love her . . .like a little sister” or “there are no such things as nice girls. They’re all evil.” These guys continue to complain about how all girls are “manipulative” and “gossipy” and wonder why in the world they all go to the bathroom at the same time.

But, we must confess, there are guys out there who realize the value of their nice friends who are girls. These are the guys who should be praised for their willingness to go with the flow, hang out, and chill. These guys, however, fail to consider these nice girls as anything more than friends or to step up to the plate and consider them for a Saturday night date or the upcoming dance even though they possess all the qualities that guys claim they are looking for. But, a note to the nice girls. Eventually all guys will (or at least should) realize that they don’t want to have a relationship with a girl who wants all of their money and who will only date them until a guy who is better or more enhancing for her social status comes along. So, until those guys realize what is right in front of them, a word of encouragement to the nice girls. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of being treated like a doormat. In all honesty, you are valuable. Clearly, you possess qualities that cause your guy friends to want to hang out with you. The world needs your encouragement, your willingness to take part in spontaneous activities, your ability to continue to enjoy life even though you watch as countless nasty, malicious female sirens blind the nice guys with their alluring ways. For all of the random, frustrating, and seemingly non-sensical things you tolerate, don’t lose hope. Nice guys do exist and will someday realize that nice girls, who are not evil, exist as well. Fear not, your day will come. And perhaps your prince will too.

xxx

[Edit] View the same extract in COLORS….. it’s prob from the source site

well…

then again..

BUT, then again, the above scenario in the extract above seem loop sided. and the author’s aren’t exactly in the correct state of mind.

the author could fight for it, or simply move on. rather than rant endlessly on the good guys good girls; first and last issues…

what do you think?

then again, this is coming from his royal highness who loves cats, and not like men. hmm…

erm… i going legal…

Odex officially announced on September 3 that anyone who has stopped
downloading our licensed content as of Monday will not receive a
settlement notice.

Downloading copyrighted material without the owner’s permission is
against the law. Nothing in the PacNet decision has changed this legal
position. While we are continuing with our appeal of the PacNet case, we
are also looking at several options on how to protect copyrighted works
while still allowing individuals access to the latest anime titles.

When we complete this review, which should not take long, we will make a
public statement.

– from the folks @ odex

time to save money. time to buy original.

perhaps, he will do a paper on this topic for his school project.

odex rocks.

just maybe …

xxx

but SERIOUSLY, how many of you out there know about it…

was it in the papers? maybe it was.. cos he simply doesn’t read news papers…

if only odex does some AD CAMPAIGN to inform the world… or inform anime watch systems like animesuki.com or something else …

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